Category: The Airport is Crazy…

A Robot Made Me Coffee Then Stole My Job

Marc Drinking Nitro

Marc searches everywhere at SFO for a cup of nitro cold brew coffee. He ends up buying it from a robot barista and realizes his job is next.

Training Part 2:The Interlude, The Plane Ride, and The Better Future

A hotel fort

Marc gets a break in training so he takes a flight home, but must fly on a packed airplane in the times of the Cov’.

This Year is Going To Be Way Better Than Last Year…

  Wow, it’s 2014. A year when I thought I would probably be stroking my long white beard while my hovership is driven around by my robot butler. Sadly those awesome things haven’t come to fruition yet. Although I have noticed some white in my whiskers so maybe a long white beard is in my …

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“Can you fly? My eyes are bleeding.”

  I was going through security at five thirty in the morning recently and saw a little boy, my guess is four years old, standing in the middle of the airport wailing at the top of his lungs, with his blanket at his feet. His mother came over and tried to comfort him but with little …

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Begging and Flying

  One of the biggest perks of working for an airline is the travel benefits. People ask me all the time, “So, you get to fly for like free right?” Yes, I do. But there’s a but. The but being, “But it’s standby.” That is actually a huge but. Especially in this modern era of oversold flights and reduction of …

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The Best Part of Sanf Francisco is…

San Francisco, is one of my favorite cities to visit. Whether you like it or not, you can’t deny it is at least interesting. This news clip kind of sums it up: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2012/11/06/dnt-ca-proposed-nudist-ban.kgo. Basically the city is fighting a group of people who feel it is their inalienable right to hang out naked, in the middle of …

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Flying Close to Sandy…Well, Not That Close…

Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc on air travel to the Northeast earlier this week, with over 14,000 flight delays. My thoughts and prayers go out to those affected and still dealing with the aftermath of the major storm. I have a hard time, when major events like this happen, to fully understand at an emotional level, …

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Man Caught Smoking On Airplane…My Airplane!

  Oh man people do crazy things. So I am excited to report that on Monday, a particularly stormy day in Chicago, I got to witness someone doing something crazy. First I must pontificate a little: There are crazy people that do crazy things all the time. Then there are rational people, when under stressful circumstances, have …

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